Pet Peeves: Driving

1. Hey, nice blinker there... Oh wait, there was no blinker. Jerk.

2. Really? You had to turn right in front of me, when there were literally NO other cars around?

3. If I am already going over the speed limit, there is absolutely no need to tailgate me.

4. And as soon as you try to pass me, I will speed up to prevent you from doing so.

5. I hate those people who drive as far as they can when their lane is about to end, and then cut off about 5 drivers when they have to get over at the last minute.

6. I love when SUVs try to race me.... Even if they win, they still lose. How many gallons of gas did you waste right there trying to be just a tiny bit faster than me? Sucker.

7. It's okay to pull out in the intersection when you're waiting to turn left, I promise.

8. And when you're turning right, there is absolutely no need to stay all the way to the left of your lane when you start to turn.

9. There's a thing called a "suicide lane". Use it.

10. You don't have to slow down to 10 MPH under the speed limit when you see a cop. It's okay to go the speed limit.

11. Do you hear that annoying "click click" sound? What is that? Oh yeah, you forgot to turn off your blinker... 10 minutes ago.

12. That very left lane on the freeway is called the "fast lane" for a reason. It's not meant for people who want to obey the speed limit.

13. Sometimes, it's okay to speed up when you see a yellow light (be smart about it though, of course).

14. On a two-lane highway, don't drive in the left lane if you're going to go slow. And if you do, be curteous and move over to the right when a car comes up behind you.

Possibly to be continued...